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Deez Nuts Jokes – Many jokes are used as revelations as well as fun anecdotes in conversation.
In fact, in every conversation it is commonplace to convey this as a form of expression, even as a subtle insinuation and expressing disapproval.
As we also know, many jokes are born due to the agreement of one person with another, as a form of concern and affection for something that has a definite clarity and meaning.
Similar to the Deez nuts jokes that are very happening around us and often used as parables in a conversation.
In its own sense, Deez nuts is an expression used to interrupt or divert a conversation.
Deez nuts are figuratively used to interrupt and show disrespect for whatever discussion is taking place.
In its history too, the word Deez nuts was first known to come from a song from the album Chronic, which was released in 1992 by Dr. Dre. The song starts with a phone call between a man and a woman.
Long story short, the man suddenly shouted, “Deez nuts” which means gosh. Within a year, the song was gaining popularity among hip hop and R&B artists.
Although the song Dr. Dre has been referenced frequently over the years.
The use of the word Deez nuts soaring in 2015 when Instagram user Welven Da Great told a friend a Deez nuts joke on the phone.
This video turned Welven Da Great’s profile into a viral on the internet.
Until now, the word Deez nuts is still used in someone’s daily life as a phrase that is often conveyed in daily conversation.
To express the word Deez nuts more deeply, we will share 90 Deez nuts jokes as a form of expression in the following conversation.
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1. Mom, can I borrow your car?
No, you can’t. Why don’t you borrow Deez nuts!?
Mom…
2. Did you like the plot in this film?
Nah. I believe we can come up with a better one.
So you want to come and film Deeeeeez Nuts!
3. Do you guys want some of my goodies?
Yes, we do!
Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!
4. How did your doctor’s appointment go?
It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get that D.
How?
I’m willing to give you some of Deez Nuts!
5. Have you seen the movie starring Robin Williams called House of D?
House of D? No.
House of Deez Nuts!
6. Have you been to an expo?
Yes, I love expos.
Expose Deez Nuts.
7. Do you drink orange juice?
Yes, I do.
Did you know that the orange juice SunnyD is bad for you?
I dont know the…
Sunny Deez Nuts!
8. Do you like boats?
Yes.
What is your favorite type of boat?
I like fishing boats.
How about tugboats?
They are powerful
Tug on Deez Nutz
9. Wanna join me on a trip to The Andes?
The Andes? Where’s that supposed to be?
It’s right next to the valley of An Deez Nuts!
10. Do you want me to buy one of these?
Yeah sure
How about two of Deez Nuts.
11. “I’m sorry that Suko never called you back”
“Who is Suko?”
“SUKON DEEZ NUTS”
12. Where’s your munyayo?
Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS
13. Hey bro, I need some of these.
Some of what?
Soma Deez Nuts
14. What size are you wearing?
I’m wearing double D’s. Why do you ask?
Cus I want to get some more of Deez Nuts.
15. Afghan person: Assalamu alaykum, what will happen to the DN under Taliban rule?
American person: What do you mean by DN?
Afghan person: Deez nuts
16. Hey, I met someone at the store today who said that they were actually ugondese.”
Where’s that, I’ve never heard of it.
Set location to UgonDeez nuts
17. Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
Yes, I am.
You can have some of Deez nuts.
18. Do you like tulips?
Yes, why?
Cus you’re gonna love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
19. Good morning. I would like to know who’s in charge around here?
Well, Deas is in charge. Do you know him?
Nope, I dont. Can you give me his number or his Instagram?
Sure, if you want to have Deez Nuts so bad, I’ll give them to you.
20. A conversation in a bakery:
Hello, is everything fresh around here
Yes, everything is fresh from today.
Okay, can I get a sample of something?
Yes, what would you like to try?
Let’s see, I wonder how Deez Nuts taste.
21. Honey, why are you leaving them here?
Leaving what?
Leaving Deez nuts in your mouth!
22. Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
23. Me: Do you find parodies funny?
Friend: Yeah, sometimes I do.
Me: Well, how about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya Mouth?!
24. Excuse me but do you like Wendys?
Yes why?
Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.
25. Excuse me but do you Bofa?
Bofa? I don’t think so?
Bofa deez nuts!
26. Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
27. Excuse me but do you like pudding?
Yes, of course.
Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
28. Have you seen the film Bofa?
Bofa? Who is in it?
Bofa deez nuts.
29. Have you met my friend Phillip?
Phillip who?
Phillip on deez nuts.
30. Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd’s?
Sure thanks
To see deez nutz.
31. Hey there, what kind of music do you like?
Oh, I like Green Day, Eminem, you know that type of stuff.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Yeah sure.
Imagine dragging deez nuts over your head.
32. Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts.
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Deez nuts.
34. I think you should be a goblin this halloween.
A goblin? Why is that?
Goblin bofa deez nuts
35. Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
Expos deez nuts!
OR
Yank on deez nuts!
36. How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
Si…
See Deez Nuts!
37. What is the easiest command you can teach your dog?
I don’t know. Maybe roll over?
ROL-OVA Deez Nuts!
38. Do you want Apple to launch a new product?
I hope so.
You hop-on Deez Nuts!
39. I am so sick of this. This sucks!
What sucks?
You suck on Deez Nuts!
40. Hey, do you smell that?
Nope. What does it smell like?
It smells like Deez Nuts!
41. Do you know what happened in Kenya today?
No, but you’re about to tell me.
Today Kenya FIT DEEZ NUTS in your mouth.
42. Excuse me, can you spell the word “indeed” for me please?
No problem. I-N-D…
IN Deez Nuts!
43. Do you want to come with me to the West Indies?
The West Indies?
Yes, in Deez Nuts!
44. Don’t sit on that!
Sit on what?
SIT ON Deez Nuts!
45. Guess what SAKKON did
Sakkon.. who’s that?
Oh no, don’t…
SAKKON Deez Nuts!
46. Hey Paul, is Phil there?
There’s no Phil here…
PHIL Deez Nuts!
47. Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
Mr. Feltfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
48. What was the other name for Native Americans?
You mean Indians?
I mean Deez Nuts!
49. Hey baby. Can you give me some money for a new dress?
Yes, but..
Oh no. I don’t want to hear any more buts!
Okay, baby. Then I’ll only give you Deez Nuts.
50. What is your favourite day of the week? Mine is Wednesday.
I don’t know. Why Wednesday?
Because that’s the only day when you can eat Deez Nuts.
51. Can you move that?
Move what?
Move Deez Nuts!
52. You wanna play with my new game dintroller?
Play with whaat?
You can play with Deez Nuts!
53. Josh, I think we need some time apart.
Baby, why would you say that to me?
Because I’m tired from Deez Nuts!
54. I love Chef Boyardee’s pasta!
Why do you love it?
Because Chef BOY-AR-Deez Nuts are always tasty!
55. Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
56. Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
Yes, I have.
Have you played a goblin?
No, I dont think so.
Dude, you should Goblin on Deez Nuts.
57. Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then Imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.
58. You: teacher, what’s 4 x 2?
Teacher: eight
You: eight Deez Nuts
59. You: Dee asked me out yesterday.
Friend: who’s this guy Dee?
You: Deez Nuts!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s your boy Dee, open up!
Dee, who?
Deez nuts!
61. Hello, there, my guy. I have a bunch of pokemon cards. Wanna check these out?
Yeah, I would love that, thanks
Okay, take a look at Deez Nutz.
62. Student: Teacher, I am tired of you giving me D’s every class.
Teacher: I am also tired of you not paying attention in my classes.
Student: I can’t focus when I am thinking about those colossal D’s.
Teacher: What D’s are you talking about?
Student: Deez nuts!
63. Roses are red, your eye will be blue, unless you allow me to place Deez nuts deep inside you.
64. Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan PutinDEEZ Nuts!
65. Excuse me but are you Mr. Landese?
Yes, I am. Why?
I saw you have some of Deez Nuts on your porch.
66. Excuse me, do you sell Foshake?
Foshake? I don’t think so?
Foshake Deez Nuts!
67. Hey pal, I heard that you are Dee’s friend.
Who’s Dee?
Deez Nuts!
68. Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D’s.
Student: Well, I am also going to be giving you D’s.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez nuts!
69. Hey, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
And I thought it was Dee Dee from Dexter’s Laboratory!
70. Do you know Landon?
Landon who?
Trip, fall and landon deez nuts!
Be careful! You wouldn’t want to land on someone’s nuts!
71. You need to shut up before you end up like Ken.
Ken who?
Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Poor Ken! I don’t want to end up like him!
72. Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
I’m thirsty/hungry.
You can have some of deez nuts.
I don’t need nuts. I want to drink water!
73. What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job. -Anonymous
74. Excuse me but do you like pudding?
Yes, of course.
Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
75. A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his d**k. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts. -Zane
76. Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts.
77. Do you like Vanessa Paradis?
Yeah sure
How about a pair of deez nuts.
78. Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?
No, tell me more.
Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth.
79. Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry. -Anonymous
80. Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous
81. “Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”
82. Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because…
Willya suck deez nuts gotem
83. Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy’s!
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
84. What is Mr. Peanut’s favorite online meme?
DEEZ NUTS!
HA! GOT EEM!
85. What kind of nuts get bad grades?
Deez nuts
86. “Hey, man are you leaving? Leaving what? LEAVING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH”.
87. “Ask someone “Do you want to see BofA?” They respond “Sure, why not?” You then call out “BofA Deeeeeez Nuts!” It is then up to you whether you honor their request to actually see BofA”
88. “Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”
89. “Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”
“You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!
90. I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a guhzzle Deez Nuts!
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Those are 90 Deez nuts jokes that can be used as inspiration for words in expressing something or to someone in conversation and relationships.
However, use these words wisely and in the right place!