ayaz Knock Knock Jokes – When your children will have a sleepover party with her/his friend, you need a knock-knock jokes scenario to warm the party.
Not just a bunch of snack or movies marathon. Just like a dad jokes, knock-knock jokes sometime a little bit crispy but can bring the laugh.
Why it named knock-knock jokes? Because there a scene like when you visiting someone home. You knock the door, and someone answer you from inside.
But the answer is always make you like “oouuchh..whaaat??” or just laugh of loud.
Knock-knock jokes just like dad jokes, but it’s more playful because it like playing a role play like three little pigs and big bad wolf
Want to play knock-knock jokes with your children? Here we go 60 knock-knock jokes.
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Knock Knock Jokes Which Make Your Child Sleepover Fun
1. “Knock,knock.Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?”
2. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!”
3. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome”
4. “Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? You hoo, anybody home?”
5. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!”
6. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!”
7. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!”
8. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!”
9. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Linda. Linda who? Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking”
10. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!”
11. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
12. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!”
13. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!”
14. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Hawaii. who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?”
15. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo.Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!”
16. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?”
17. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, w-h-o”
18. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say who? Yes, they do”
19. “Knock, knock.Who’s there? Water. who? Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?”
20. “Knock knock.Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?”
21. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!”
22. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?”
23. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!”
24. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!”
25. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked”
26. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there!”
27. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!”
28. “Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? See, you forgot me already!”
29. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!”
30. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you”
31. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!”
32. “Knock, knock Who’s there?. Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?”
33. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”
34. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!”
35. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you”
36. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!”
37. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!”
38. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door!”
39. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!”
40. “Knock, knock Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!”
41. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!”
42. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!”
43. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!”
44. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin who? Robin you. Give me your money!”
45. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!”
46. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!”
47. “Knock, knock.Who’s there? Ketchup who?. Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!”
48. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work”
49. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli! Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly”
50. “Knock, knock. Who’s there?A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless”
51. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl”
52. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon who? Yukon say that again”
53. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!”
54. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?”
55. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda people can hear me!”
56. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? FB…We’re asking the questions here”
57. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe who? Abe C D E F G H”
58. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your doorbell!”
59. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who?A herd you were home, so I came over”
60. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?”
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For more fun, you can play this knock-knock jokes with costume. Try it with your children or with their children.